Priced Like a Unicorn - Performs Like Averagesmart_display

This 3-location laundromat package is listed at $4.5M, generating about $1.76M in revenue and $550K in cash flow.

It’s marketed as absentee with newer equipment, multiple locations, and delivery infrastructure.

Sounds great — until you actually run the numbers.

Deal Snapshot

Let’s run it through a standard SBA-style scenario.

Financing Reality

At a normal 10% down payment, this deal doesn’t even qualify for SBA financing.

To make it work, you need to bring nearly $1.8M upfront.

The Real Problem

Even after fixing the structure… the returns are terrible.

• Only $110K cash flow after debt
• 16.5 year payback period
• ~6% cash-on-cash return
• Massive capital required

You’re putting in $1.8M… to make $110K.

That’s not investing — that’s locking up capital.

The Valuation Problem

This is where it completely falls apart.

• 8.18x multiple
• Industry average ~3–4x
• Seller explicitly pitching a 9x deal

They’re not just overpriced — they’re telling you they are.

The Absentee Trap

The listing leans heavily on “absentee.”

That’s exactly why it’s priced this way.

But here’s the reality:

• Absentee doesn’t justify 2x the multiple
• Systems don’t double value
• Brand doesn’t double value

You’re paying for a story — not the economics.

Industry Context

Laundromats are usually strong assets.

• Low default rate: ~1.6%
• Stable demand
• Predictable cash flow

But even great industries can have terrible deals.

What This Really Is

An average business priced like a premium asset.

• Decent operations
• Normal margins
• Extreme overvaluation

There’s nothing here that justifies the price.

BizHub Verdict

This deal scores a 3.0 / 10.

Not because laundromats are bad — but because this one is priced far beyond reality.

You’re not buying a deal — you’re funding someone else’s exit.

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